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Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "what the *@#% was that??
" The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping." The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!
Tonto Kowalski." [This message has been edited by don (edited ).] When Development Engineers go out together on a week-end they talk about football. The third duck comes in and the judge says "Let me guess, your name is duck also right? All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!
When Middle management are together, they talk about tennis. Conclusion: The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls are. " The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?
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"I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! " The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........ " Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him." The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six.
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