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Socially More about me: I was born a humble barn cat and was adopted by a nice family. Looking for that special someone who doesn’t mind a farm boy-turned-gentleman, who also chews his toes and loves his mom. I’m willing to give anyone a chance, but if you’re not interested in bathing me while I sunbathe, giving me dibs on all incoming boxes and letting me go in the fresh litter box first, DO NOT APPLY. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries.
13-year-old female Seeking a nap Spay/Neuter status: SPAYED Body type: Ample Breed: I don’t want to breed. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.
So try not to bore them like the people they would actually meet in real life.
Women are drawn to men who are strong, confident and with a brash of masculinity that would have them fantasizing in an instant about having sex with you. But do not be crude about it like most men would by posting an obscene picture or showing off your puny muscles.
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They are looking for something different and exciting.If I were single now, I think I’d try it at least once. You would not like to date me because I’m never awake, and when I am awake I’m gnawing some treats with all three of my teeth or have my face buried in a bowl of Science Diet Prescription cat food.