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You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries "I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..." I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. CRUTCHES "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Hi, (look her up and down) you'll do Guy walks up and checks your tag- "just what I heaven." Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on? I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it! Just say yes now and I won't have to spike your drink.

" You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope. Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. I killed your crush so we can be together forever Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months Got two nipples for a dime? the last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement I'd suck a fart out of your ass.

You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass.

Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

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