Dating song by icp
(applause and laughter) Host: Well it sounds like Contestant number two is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon. Sharon lets have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your Neden.Sharon: OK, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? C#1: OK, first, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are. I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in the crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this For only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will probably jump again But only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon It's a tough choice so far Sharon, let's have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at thesame time.Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what wouldyour pick up line be? CONTESTANT NUMBER 2Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rikki Lake!Let's meet contestant number one He's a schizophrenic, serial killer clown Who says, woman love his sexy smile Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick CONTESTANT NUMBER 1Let's see hmmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!CONTESTANT NUMBER 2First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!